the million knives theme is courtesy of my demons (san) i am not actually a million knives thirster like san is

NO I DONT LOOK AT TRIGUN FEET SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT U

Hey there! My name is Orion, but you likely know me by some other name based on a nickname in some discord server like Vash or Shadow. I assure you however that these are not actually my names, but i dont really care enough to correct people on it otherwise. If you'd like to know more about me i kindly redirect you to the three buttons on the right.

Click the buttons below for more information about me!

Please avoid using tone tags for me ! I dislike them for my own personal reasons. This includes when you reply to me, even if the tone tag is meant generally.I will still add tone tags if i feel like my message needs one, and you are allowed to ask me to add one to my messages if you feel like it needs one.

I am not actually a Million Knives fan, so dont worry about the layout of this carrd. I am however a big fan of music, movies, anime, books, history, art, programming and philosophy! You can find my top interests on another page if you really want to make me ramble on and on for hours. However i am very sadly very specific in my tastes, and it is hard for me to be interested in most random game/movie/show/etc recommendations. Apologies if i end up never checking out anything you recommend to me in a conversation as i will either forget to do so or i am just not very interested in it. (gotta love the autism swag)Generally my favorite type of conversation is just discussing the stupidest shit for the fun of it. And being annoying to Americans (sorry americans)Im genuinely sorry if i come across as rude! As stated before, you can always ask me to clarify my tone as i often do not intend to come across as rude or mean.the carrd is erratic on purpose btw i am not making this to look pretty it is meant to look horrible and disorganized because this expresses how i feel about million knives

ORION
17 Y.O.
HE SLASH HIM
AROMANTIC
ASEXUAL
FEET SNIFFER
(NOT ACTUALLY)
WEEZER LIKER
DUTCHLANDER

These are the social media i check most often! I may not post on all of them equally as much but i do check all of these atleast once a day, so if you would like to talk to me you can do so through these!DISCORD SERVER STILL TO BE ADDED! IT IS CURRENTLY NOT FINISHED

MUSIC

  • My Chemical Romance

  • Metallica

  • Green Day

  • Twisted Sister

  • Neutral Milk Hotel

  • Andrew WK

  • Oingo Boingo

  • Queen

  • David Bowie

  • Misfits

  • Powerwolf

BOOKS/MANGA

  • Journey to the West

  • Ginga series

  • Berserk

  • Call of the Wild & White Fang

  • Wings of Fire

  • Guardians of the Gahoole & Wolves of the Beyond

  • Watership Down

  • The Plague Dogs

  • Warrior Cats

  • Beastars (includes anime i just like the manga more)

GAMES

  • Monster Hunter

  • Rain World

  • Sonic the Hedgehog

  • Red Dead Redemption (1&2)

  • Baldurs Gate 3

  • Pokémon

  • Garry's Mod

  • Guild Wars 2

SHOWS/ANIME/MOVIES

  • **Trigun (includes manga)

  • JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (includes manga)

  • Spiderverse movies

  • Neon Genesis Evangelion

  • How To Train Your Dragon

  • BoJack Horseman

  • Treasure Planet

  • Loving Vincent

  • Guardians of the Galaxy

  • Barnyard ( i unironically love this movie fuck you)

  • Cocaine Bear

  • theres probably more i just cant remember them rn

I am also very very very VERY interested in mustelids, most specifically weasels and even more specifically minks and ferrets. This is a special interest of mine and i will genuinely ramble to you for hours upon end if you talk to me about this topic.

DISCLAIMER: AUTISM ACTIVATED WHEN MINKS AND FERRETS ARE MENTIONED.

floating boobs knivesthis dni list is not serious! the people on this list are either friends or have asked to be on the list

ALL PEOPLE ON THIS LIST CANNOT INTERACT OR I WILL BANISH THEM TO THE FIERY PITS OF HELL CONDEMNED TO MILLION KNIVES FEET FOREVER

  • San - Million Knives fan

  • Despair - British & plays Genshin and Honkai and called me oreo once so i hate him forever and hes violently racist (he is not racist)

  • Gravy - STOP TALKING ABOUT PUCCI OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS MANS HIPS AS MUCH AS I HAVE IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS I AM ACTUALLY GOING INSANE SOMEONE PLEASE PUT THIS MAN IN A WHITE ROOM.

  • Adder- Gross thing thing and also owes me $5000

  • Poe - STOP THINKING ABOUT MEN!!!!!!!!!

  • Cerella - Wont listen to my essays about John Marston feet

  • Benny - Australian named Benny also is ableist because he started singing to my grandma who is tone deaf and killed her. So so rude.

  • Floppa - Animal Jam Jeff Bezos

  • Rain - Wont believe that i am Vash the Stampede irl

  • Thrushflight - Knows my opinion on Misato Katsuragi from Neon Genesis Evangelion

  • Dudeiy - Being pregnant

  • The entire adopts-and-bases-discussion channel in Talons of Peace - Everyone owes me $10000 there. No specific reason why they owe me money im just hating

  • Cameron - Charge Blade main ( Greatsword is better)

  • Discord user Killblade - named Timothy Barnelby III (credits to Dre ||real vampire irl 🦇)

  • Asriel - I have never in my life heard the word ''Scaramouche'' as much as i have recently and i listen to Bohemian Rhapsody

  • Lucerne - Used their popularity to kill my grandma through singing. Horrible and venomous and was mean to me once so i have a personal vendetta against them forever and if u call me out for hypocritical behavior i will cry .